$35
A snug, faux-fur-lined fortress for the machine that's still on your side.
Not every laptop is a clanker. Some of them are doing the lord's work — writing, designing, organizing the resistance. This sleeve protects the good ones.
Built from 100% neoprene with a soft faux-fur interior, the Cancel Clankers sleeve hugs your laptop tight enough to prevent any rattle, and lines it with enough plush to keep the screen scratch-free. The full "Cancel Clankers" print wraps the exterior edge-to-edge, so your message lands the moment you slide it out of your bag.
The neoprene shell resists water, oil, and heat — so a knocked-over coffee, a leaky water bottle, or a hot car seat won't ruin your day. The top-loading zipper has two sliders for easy access from either side, and a padded zipper binding keeps the metal teeth from ever touching your laptop's finish.
Choose 13″ for 12″–13.3″ laptops (MacBook Air 13, MacBook Pro 13, most ultrabooks). Choose 15″ for 14″–15.6″ laptops (MacBook Pro 14/15/16, most gaming laptops). When in doubt, size up — neoprene gives but doesn't stretch indefinitely.
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap. Air dry. Do not machine wash or tumble dry — neoprene doesn't like that, and neither does the print.