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$35

Cancel Clankers Laptop Sleeve

A snug, faux-fur-lined fortress for the machine that's still on your side.

Not every laptop is a clanker. Some of them are doing the lord's work — writing, designing, organizing the resistance. This sleeve protects the good ones.

Built from 100% neoprene with a soft faux-fur interior, the Cancel Clankers sleeve hugs your laptop tight enough to prevent any rattle, and lines it with enough plush to keep the screen scratch-free. The full "Cancel Clankers" print wraps the exterior edge-to-edge, so your message lands the moment you slide it out of your bag.

The neoprene shell resists water, oil, and heat — so a knocked-over coffee, a leaky water bottle, or a hot car seat won't ruin your day. The top-loading zipper has two sliders for easy access from either side, and a padded zipper binding keeps the metal teeth from ever touching your laptop's finish.

The Specs

  • Material: 100% neoprene shell, faux fur interior lining
  • Sizes available: 13″ and 15″
  • Weight:
    • 13″ — 6.49 oz (220 g)
    • 15″ — 8.8 oz (250 g)
  • Fit: Snug, contoured — protects against impact and rattle
  • Protection: Resistant to water, oil, and heat
  • Closure: Top-loading zipper with two sliders + padded zipper binding (no metal-on-laptop contact)
  • Print: All-over sublimation — design wraps the entire exterior
  • Sourcing: Blank product sourced from China; printed and finished to order

Sizing Tip

Choose 13″ for 12″–13.3″ laptops (MacBook Air 13, MacBook Pro 13, most ultrabooks). Choose 15″ for 14″–15.6″ laptops (MacBook Pro 14/15/16, most gaming laptops). When in doubt, size up — neoprene gives but doesn't stretch indefinitely.

Care

Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap. Air dry. Do not machine wash or tumble dry — neoprene doesn't like that, and neither does the print.