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The exact phrase a suit is using in a boardroom right now while he prices out how cheaply a clanker can replace you. We took the jargon and put it back on them.
Clean cream LOWER-VALUE stacked over blood-red HUMAN CAPITAL on matte black. For the laptop, the toolbox, the water bottle — a daily middle finger to the replacement agenda.
You are not lower-value human capital. You're human. Stay that way.
Durable kiss-cut vinyl. Built to outlast the hype cycle.