Product Description
Standard Chartered CEO Bill Winters had a message for thousands of people losing their jobs this week: you're lower-value human capital.
So we made a shirt.
Not out of bitterness — out of pride. Because the people being cut, restructured, and "optimized away" aren't variables on a balance sheet. They're humans. And if the suits want to reduce us to a line item, we'll wear it on our chest.
This is for everyone who's been downsized, automated, or quietly replaced by a spreadsheet. Wear it to your next interview. Wear it to the office. Wear it everywhere the people making these decisions can see it.
You are not a cost center. You are not a headcount. You are not lower-value anything.
But the shirt looks great.
