$35
Front and center: "Too Human For This Sh★t" in bold lettering. On the back: "Cancel Clankers" — so everyone knows exactly where you stand.
Wear it loud. Stay Human ★
The spec:
100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (heather colors contain polyester). Pre-shrunk, unisex, true to size.
Colors: Military Green, Blue, Navy Blue, Grey, Black.
Heads up: lighter colors run slightly sheer in direct light.